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Friday, 5 September 2014

Joan River Had Her Funeral Planned Out: And It's Just As Wonderfully Outrageous As You'd Expect!

Joan Rivers Headshot - P 2014
For Joan Rivers, no topic was off-limits– even her own passing.

In her book "I Hate Everyone… Starting With Me", the legendary comedian explained in hilarious detail exactly what she wanted for her funeral.

Here is how Joan wrote that she wants to be honored:

"When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…. I want Craft Services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!
I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely.
I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé's."
Pure Joan. Hmmm we will all watch and wait as Melissa will grant all your wishes.... RIP.

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